taco sandwich

i love sandwiches, dont get me wrong,
but i wish there was more between those two slices.
so i racked my brain, thought hard and thought long,
tryed many ingredients and different spices.

but nothing i tryed tasted good at all,
in fact they made my taste buds bleed.
so i pictured a sandwich all tasty and tall,
and at last realized what it would need.

i made a sandwich like i normally would,
then i made a taco, the best id ever seen.
i said let there be a taco sandwich and it was good.
now theyre served everynight in my dreams.

gun tree

at the house where i live there is a backyard
and we have many plans for it.
but all that i want is a tree that grows guns
cuz that would be fucking legit.

id give one to my neighbor and one to a cloud
and id save the best one for me.
id shoot cops all day and rest in the shade
of the branches of my gun tree.