Thursday, October 1, 2009

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01 - Spazz - Let's Fucking Go!!!
02 - limp wrist - give me a fuckin break
03 - Extortion - Get Fucked
04 - Fuck On The Beach - Never No Skin Fuck
05 - xfilesx-fuck_em
06 - bracewar - stay the fuck away from me
07 - charles bronson - fuckin drunken uncle
08 - void - who the fuck are you
09 - mika miko - fuckin' zombies
10 - le shok - i don't want to learn your fucking lesson
11 - wasted youth - Fuck Authority
12 - against all authority - Another Fuck You Song
13 - the partisans - I Don't Give a Fuck
14 - dead kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
15 - the fucking wrath - to the eels
16 - Bathtub Shitter - Fuck Hip Raper
17 - thou - Fucking Chained To The Bottom Of The Ocean
18 - audio kollaps-fick die u.s.a.
19 - anal cunt - youre old fuck you
20 - fear - Fuck Christmas

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diary #1

today i talked to an austrailian father.
but the stories i told left him quite bothered.
my feelings were hurt, id forever be scarred.
so i threw the old man out of a moving car.
im pretty pissed though, cuz i think he survived.
but i guess we werent that going fast, only about 85.
i left a gift to say sorry, but he stepped on it and it snapped.
i bet he regrets it though, cuz it was an industrial bear trap.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

taco sandwich

i love sandwiches, dont get me wrong,
but i wish there was more between those two slices.
so i racked my brain, thought hard and thought long,
tryed many ingredients and different spices.

but nothing i tryed tasted good at all,
in fact they made my taste buds bleed.
so i pictured a sandwich all tasty and tall,
and at last realized what it would need.

i made a sandwich like i normally would,
then i made a taco, the best id ever seen.
i said let there be a taco sandwich and it was good.
now theyre served everynight in my dreams.

gun tree

at the house where i live there is a backyard
and we have many plans for it.
but all that i want is a tree that grows guns
cuz that would be fucking legit.

id give one to my neighbor and one to a cloud
and id save the best one for me.
id shoot cops all day and rest in the shade
of the branches of my gun tree.